Salami Nips

Condition in which a womans nipples are enlarged to the size of what appears to be a slice of Salami.

Yo,that trick had mad salami nips!

by Buskirk December 26, 2007

salami cunt

A general term referring to a lady of affluence who's vagina is so blown out that an entire roll of salami can be sucked into her gaping twat with relative ease.

That Pocahantas was such a salami cunt that the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria were all lost witin the confines of her pretty pink pooter.

by Waddles September 18, 2008

Vertical Salami Bomb

Get your significant other in the yoga position, 'Downward Facing Dog', while you are standing up, grab her thighs to where they are now up by your hips, and she is on her hands facing down, similar to a handstand, rest your male member on the rim of her anus and pull up on her thighs as you thrust downward (extremely hard), forcing an air pocket into her rectum, which when done correctly will produce an immediate, thunderous release sounding much like a bomb.

Hey man, why did you and your girlfriend break up?" ..."Well, I gave her the Vertical Salami Bomb last night." ..."ouch

by JpizzleFarizzle April 15, 2011

slamish

a slut that is amish, churn butter by day sleep around by night

katy is slamish.
man that slamish girl is banging, id hit it covered in freshly churned butter.

by chase bragan August 8, 2004

salami tits

Salami tits are when the areola is so big it looks like a piece of salami was put there.

Her salami tits nipples were massive, and it looked like there was a piece of salami sitting on them...

by Kelly Daniel January 19, 2010

mas selamat

Singapore's Michael Scofield

mas selamat: it puts the lotion in the basket...

by The Black Jack February 29, 2008

salami tsunami

A bar that is occupied by too many men and too few women.

This bar sucks, it looks like it has been hit by a salami tsunami.

by splash May 13, 2005