shech

Lying bastard

you're such a Shech

by Buttsucker69 January 3, 2017

DJ Sechrist

A cool guy whos head looks like ann egg. His real name is Donald. He is dating Kristie Maxi who gives hom no poonanny (see pussy). He is a good guy with a dry dick.

DJ Sechrist gets no pussy.

by Bob Daubert January 20, 2004

Seecam

having big and sexy calves.

whoa he has some seecams!

by Precious F September 26, 2006

seeph

To ejaculate in someone else's ear

While hooking up with an ugly girl, Charlie decided to seeph on her so that she would never call him again.

John seephed all over her... and now she has a double ear infection.

Just before cumming, Travis asked Martha if she had any q-tips, because he really wanted to seeph on her.

by A Righteous Seepher December 14, 2008

Sechi

The art of gettin yout balls stuck in your zipper

Ambulence officer: what happen to this one

Nurse: we got another Sechi, its the third one this week

by Sechi89 March 25, 2009

Selch

The process of a man ejacualting inside of another person's rectum and then using a straw to suck the semen or blum out of that same ass with a straw. The straw used should be a curly straw.

That last selch that I slurped up was like a warm McDonalds milk shake.

by Slick Dick Lick June 17, 2004

Cope Seethe Cry

Like "Live Laugh Love" but for edgy twitter users, depressed E-couples, and other internet losers.

Dad why does the doormat say Cope Seethe Cry?

Because your mother wanted live laugh love and i said this instead.

by Jake54124 March 4, 2022