Sexurity

When you tell someone where you're going for a booty call with a stranger, just in case he turns out to be a psycho.

"Hey Susie - I'm going back to hotel room XYZ with that guy there; just telling you for my own sexurity.

by PeteMartin October 7, 2008

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Securewashing

:imparting a false impression of cyber resilience through unsubstantiated claims to deceive an organization into thinking they are protected from attacks

: the act of servicing generic compliance frameworks or hollow certifications with minimal effort or results in order to convey a false impression of security

Hackers broke into the company's servers because management used compliance frameworks as a securewashing instead of actually improving their security.

by Improsec A/S September 2, 2022

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security hole

Microsoft's most prominent problem.

Microsoft has more security holes than a block of swiss cheese has normal holes.

by The Dork Cheese December 13, 2004

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ball security

1. The act of ball protection in any sport, ie. held tightly so cannot be knocked loose in football, handled, dribbled and passed so can't be stolen in basketball, held tightly in hand or glove in baseball - or protection of ball in any other applicable sport as originally specified on Fitz and Brooks afternoon sportstalk radio.

2. In non sports modes it's protection against damage due to impacts from feet, knuckles, whips, chains, canes, sticks, stones, elbows, sharp objects or other threatening things when aforementioned balls are hanging unprotected between the legs!

1. O'Sullivan of the Forty Niners needs to practice and be more expert in ball security.

2. Most MLB ballplayers wear a cup to enhance ball security.

by jim christ March 22, 2009

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