Secondhand Drinking

Getting another persons alcohol induced vomit into your mouth without intending it.

Hot Drunk Bitch: Let's make out, I'm so trashed.

You: Okay.

Hot Drunk Bitch: vomits into your mouth

You: Fuck that! That was some nasty ass secondhand drinking right there!

by waggy04 February 21, 2009

secondhand swag

Having so much swag it begins to rub off on the people around you.

Hey man can you take your swag somewhere else? I'm starting to develop secondhand swag.

by thegoodbyerocketship July 8, 2011

Secondhand incest

when one hooks up with a person, then, at a later time, hooks up with a relative of said person

Dude, how could you make out with your ex's twin? That's secondhand incest!

by patpat lacisté December 18, 2005

12 seconder

when someone shoots their load within 12 seconds during their blow job virginity

Bethany: i didn't realise you were a 12 seconder mike
Mike: (cries)
Harry: ahh you 12 seconder

by sash haz jack x2 November 9, 2011

Secondhand Pancakes

when you take a girl out to a night club and then to the after party. Than take her out for pancakes after the party, and then she throws up the pancakes, and wants to kiss you.

Secondhand Pancakes: when a girl throws up pancakes and wants to kiss you!

by BlankImage March 5, 2010

secondhand soap

when two or more people are washing their hands at one sink, those not at the top of the water use the runoff water from the highest pair of hands.

Dan: dude you're hoggin the whole sink, I'm tryna wash up here too.
Joel: Just use my secondhand soap, bruh.

by soupy george July 7, 2010

Secondhand Creep

The act of creeping on facebook while standing over the shoulder of a person who is currently already creeping on facebook.

Dude log into your own facebook and stop with the second hand creep.

Hey my mom is behind me doing some secondhand creep.

by Nike-Boy August 23, 2011