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Search and Deceive 

The act of pretending to help a friend locate an object they are looking for. An individual may move objects back in forth or open drawers randomly, in an effort to pretend that they actually care.
Jules: Yo! I lost my gameboy... come help me look for it!
Vincent: Dude, I'm watching the Manchurian Candidate right now... look for it yourself..
Jules: Seriously dude, come help me!
Vincent: (pretends to look for it by moving a bunch a books around on a table)
Jules: Dude, you're not even looking for it... you're just doing a Search and Deceive.
Search and Deceive by Cerealbox November 7, 2009
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Search Google or type a URL 

If you google this, this is a sign that you are bored. Go do something else, take a walk or something. Don't waste your time.
Hmmm I'm bored. I'm going to see what happens if I type "Search Google or type a URL". Nothing happens but this site pops up and you are reading this. Go do something else.

search or enter web address 

you're typing this because you're fucking bored go do something with your life pls for your sake
me, bored: goes to web browser
sees 'search or enter web address'
types it and presses enter
ends up on urban dictionary
makes account and posts definition
the end

Search Google or type URL 

Something you type when you're so bored in class and there's nothing else to do.
Side effects include: typing the entire alphabet, forwards and backwards.
"Man class was SO boring today!" said boy1.
"Yeah, tell me about. I wrote Search Google or type URL in Google's 'search google or type url' bar." said boy2.
"You sunk low, ngl." said boy1.

Search and Destroy 

game in modern warfare 1/2 where its basically team deathmatch with no respawning.
Guy 1: Want to play team deathmatch
Guy 2: Theres too many noobs on team deathmatch, im playing search and destroy.

search engine 

A website where pornographers, spammers, and online casinos collect new victims by interspersing links to their websites with links to information that lusers are searching for.
My daughters have a fever, I just went to a search engine to research "hot girls" and was very dissappointed with the results.
search engine by Chaz May 3, 2005

search it up 

The act of looking something up on the internet.
"Miss, can't I just search it up on my phone?"
search it up by rizzlejones October 19, 2014