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1) You text this when you want to affirm that it's either 3 am and/or you're high and can't remember how to diplomatically admit it's 3am and/or you're high
2) you want food and/or are high
3) you are too hysterical to formulate a coherent sentence
2) you want food and/or are high
3) you are too hysterical to formulate a coherent sentence
Will: How are you all?
Finn: I just shot myself in the foot and was dishonorably discharged from the army and dumped my fiance because I was too sleepy to talk to her also I'm hungry and want a grilled cheesus
Will: ...
Finn: scrumptidoodles
Finn: I just shot myself in the foot and was dishonorably discharged from the army and dumped my fiance because I was too sleepy to talk to her also I'm hungry and want a grilled cheesus
Will: ...
Finn: scrumptidoodles
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the act of consuming alcoholic beverages or other toxins in massive quantitys bringing you to a state of mind beyond drunk, crunk, high, blazed, faded, etc. one can only fully understand scrumpin when they have no other word to express their state of mind except scrumpin.
drinking at 10 am your gonna be scrumpin
drink of choice 4 loko your gonna be scrumpin
SCRUMP ON
the act of consuming alcoholic beverages or other toxins in massive quantitys bringing you to a state of mind beyond drunk, crunk, high, blazed, faded, etc. one can only fully understand scrumpin when they have no other word to express their state of mind except scrumpin.
drinking at 10 am your gonna be scrumpin
drink of choice 4 loko your gonna be scrumpin
SCRUMP ON
scrumpin
by dieseldouglas March 26, 2010
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"Hey, what's good?
"Sorry I'm never comin' home I'ma stay for good"
Then hang the phone up, and proceed to lay the wood. Such pussy is so tight that you might even come fast, like 9-1-1 in white neighborhoods.
Research says that a 'honey-glazed scrumptious pussy' will never stink, and never get wide either.
"Hey, what's good?
"Sorry I'm never comin' home I'ma stay for good"
Then hang the phone up, and proceed to lay the wood. Such pussy is so tight that you might even come fast, like 9-1-1 in white neighborhoods.
Research says that a 'honey-glazed scrumptious pussy' will never stink, and never get wide either.
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John - I had sex with Joanna last night, she had that honey-glazed scrumptious pussy no cap. I became a changed man after that night.
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