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Scrumpledos

1)When both sides of your mouth are scrumpled.

2) A scrumpled being who looks like the pokemon Garados.
He was so ticked, he got a scrumpledos.
by ChocolateThundah June 17, 2010
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Scrumple-Frillskins

A scrumpled being with frilly skin.
My dog is such a scrumple-frillskins.
by ChocolateThundah June 17, 2010
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Schrumped

To put yourself in a shitty situation and end up fucking everyone and thing around you
"That piece of shit just schrumped our asses"
by tubemaster April 8, 2009
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Scrambled Egg Surprise

(n.) A breakfast dish consisting of scrambled eggs, and anything you happen to have in your refrigerator that may or may not taste good mixed with scrambled eggs.
This morning I made Scrambled Egg Surprise by taking the fries and patties from the Big Mac meal I didn't finish last week, chopped up some onions, smothered it in sprinkle cheese and mustard, added some chopped up fried bologna, and salsa, then put it all on the Big Mac buns after popping them in the toaster. Breakfast of Champions!
by BSanner November 25, 2010
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Scrambled Omelet

An omelet that has been made so terribly that it just looks like scrambled eggs with various foods in it.
Man: Hey, I thought you ordered the ham and cheese omelet? What is that?

Women: Oh, no, here they make scrambled omelets.
by P-vento May 13, 2011
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Crumpled

Sunny: That's some good stuff man, I feel licked (wavey)
Rich: I took a drag too much, I feel crumpled! (Hahaha)
by Sunny1989 March 14, 2018
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Scrummbled

To be discombobulated, in a state of physical, psychological, fiscal or existential turmoil.

Common causes of someone being scrummbled include: women, narcotics, alcohol, divorce (see women).
Frank: Alright Tony, did you hear back from that bird?

Tony: Nah man, I'm heavy scrummbled about it by the way.

Tony: You been on that Chaplin again Franco?
Frank: Aye mate, woke up this morning feeling like a pure Scrummbelina.

Tony: Have you heard anything from Shannon about seeing the bairns?
Frank: Fuck all man, feel sae scrummbled - She's turned the weans against us.
by ChePalle February 8, 2021
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