Neckbeard screenshot

The act of blowing your load all over your phone’s screen after getting off to Japanese tentacle hentai.

Zito had a neckbeard screenshot last night after a long day of being horrible at his job.

by Yacomistemipito May 12, 2023

Screenshot

The act of vomiting and pooing at the same time.

Bro I was so sick last night I spent 5 hours screenshotting on the toilet.

by Pooburglar. August 30, 2023

Screenshot Sweats

(skrin ʃɑt swɛts)

When a risky text you've sent gets screenshotted by the recipient.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:

Sweating
An overwhelming sense of regret
Chronic group chat checking
Severe social scrutiny

In severe cases a new identity may be necessary.

Man 1: I've got the screenshot sweats

Man 2: I saw her finsta post! Do you really think that about women and minorities??

Man 1: It was a joke!

by Ribcage_Tickler April 6, 2020

Screenshot rule

The rule that you can only screenshot pictures on the first snap. You can’t replay then screen shot it

Aron- Dont you know the screenshot rule
Eric- that’s the one where u can only screenshot on the original pic right?

by Epic pineapple 89 February 24, 2020

Human Screenshot

On a male, when you constrict their testicles (specifically with a hand) and press on their prostate. The same is more difficult with females, as it requires pressing on their clitoris and asshole at the same time.

You will know the screenshot is complete when the woman says "wrong hole!" or the male leaks a small amount of precum.

Man! I was with this girl last night. She was so freaky she even did a human screenshot on me!

That's sick, dude.

by Zay_Man November 19, 2022

iPad Screenshot

When someone snaps or chats you and you take a picture with your iPad so they don’t know. Usually its a weird chat or hot snap that you want to save without them knowing

Regina took an iPad Screenshot of the weird chats that Chris sent.

by special_relativity November 21, 2022

Screenshot Pokémon

Screenshot Pokémon is a game made up from about a year ago i played with my friends online. You play by sending screenshots (perferably funny ones, keep it fun.) and basically take turns doing it. if you run out of screenshots (or pictures) take a run to google. (Abbreviation: SSP.)

(please dont take this down)

"hey bitch wanna play Screenshot Pokémon?"
"hell yeah, ill start."

by givemeafuckingname November 13, 2021