Wet Scrambled Eggs

Something that Andy made up. Doesn’t actually exist. Keep in mind Andy doesn’t open his parachute.

Wet scrambled eggs is what Andy mistakenly calls Gordon Ramsey scrambled eggs.

by BudBailey February 20, 2022

Scrambled Eggs

When a female is performing oral on a male's junk, she places a vibrator at full blast in his scrote between his balls. As he aproaches ejaculation she begins to vigorous move the device in a 'scrambling' motion.

"OHHHH man I heard Jessica sucked your dick last night."
"Yes she most certainly did! She even pulled out her rabbit and gave me some Scrambled Eggs right before I came in her mouth!"

by Busaman June 27, 2009

stranded

Being drunk, high, or under the influence of a drug, at a party with no ride home.

Being stuck without a ride late at night while hammered

realizing you have no ride home after getting shitfaced

'I got stranded at that party, and had to walk 2 miles to my house because I was hammered and had no ride."

by gabith November 20, 2011

clayton scrambled egg special

When a guy blows a huge load in a batch of scrambled eggs and then feeds it to a girl that he had anal sex with the night before

My friend max gave some SMObag a "clayton scrambled egg special" this morning and she scarfed it down...what a dumb slut!

by sgdgdg March 5, 2008

scrabbled

when you make a word that gets you two triple word scores which means youve basicly won the game

person 1: bet you can't beat this
person 2: i just have!!!!!!!
person 1: damm ive just been scrabbled

by DJ SPYKERZ (SCOUSED OUT) May 3, 2009

straddledoodler

A poodle like male who enjoys sleeping with men and women, and won't stop parking his doodle in the wrong garage.

That freak Van is such a straddledoodler, if he doesn't stop sleeping with my best friends and their ex girlfriends I'm gonna park his doodle in the wrong garage.

by Isabella Brown September 3, 2009

Scrambled Egg Surprise

(n.) A breakfast dish consisting of scrambled eggs, and anything you happen to have in your refrigerator that may or may not taste good mixed with scrambled eggs.

This morning I made Scrambled Egg Surprise by taking the fries and patties from the Big Mac meal I didn't finish last week, chopped up some onions, smothered it in sprinkle cheese and mustard, added some chopped up fried bologna, and salsa, then put it all on the Big Mac buns after popping them in the toaster. Breakfast of Champions!

by BSanner November 25, 2010