Slitch

noun. A general derogatory appellation for an adult female. This is current women’s prison slang used in Kansas, Missouri, and probably elsewhere. Slitch is a portmanteau (blend of two words; I don’t really like using "portmanteau", but I didn’t want anyone to suspect I didn’t know it, so I had to use it; “Blend” is simpler) of the two words slut and bitch.

A slitch can be a snitch and visa-versa, but the two words are different.

As with many derogatory words, the term slitch can also be used contrarily in a familiar fashion, as in “I love you, my little slitch”.

That heartless slitch doesn't care about anyone but herself.

by Nehmo November 13, 2011

slitch

A golf swing that results in your ball hooking to the right.

Also a slutty bitch

I went golfing and slitched at least once on every hole.

She fucks everyone, what a slitch.

by william carr April 27, 2006

[scritching]

The act of participating in an orgy dressed as a furry animal

Jemma has been scritching in the fur pile for ages I hope her suit doesn't end up crusty.

by Squizzy74 October 18, 2008

Scritch

To scratch an itch. (Verb)

"Sorry, I just had to scritch"

by angel8 May 1, 2006

slitch

a slutty bitch

God, that girl is such a ugly fat slitch.

by keju March 29, 2009

slitch

a motha fuckin slutty bitch

women love this, word when you get home from work tonight say "whats up Slitch" and see what a fine response you get from your wife/chic

by santa killer August 3, 2007

Splitch

What hot grease does when it pops out of a frying pan.

Ouch! I just got splitched by that bacon grease.

Put a lid on that, it's splitching everywhere.

Turn the heat down, it's about to splitch.

by 4ester2 May 27, 2011