Long Schlong

The most Mondo of all Dongs. A long Schlong is something utterly remarkable.

A 20 foot dildo.

*in bed*
Her: You have such a long Schlong!
Him: *penis grows to 20 feet*

by LONGERSCHLONG October 28, 2018

sclong

A big penis

Jill wanted Jack's sclong

by Manlikebog April 5, 2016

scion

A car which can easily be mistaken for an abandoned fridge when parked.

Person 1: Now look, someone's left out a perfectly good metallic purple fridge.

Person 2: Is it a frigidaire?

Person 1: No its a scion XB "xtra brisk".

by Estehbahn July 3, 2006

Schlong

a large penis.
comes from the german term schlange
which means serpant ;)

wow, kev has a nice schlong

by OLIVEEEEE December 9, 2008

scion xb

a box car. known as the the almighty toaster. its a great car with tons of space

dont hate the scion xb, its almighty, and its a toaster, whats not to like

by almightytoaster December 19, 2011

Schlongenluben

To add lubricant to a tube-steak.

"She doused my tubesteak with some oil. That was some serious Schlongenluben!"

by JBPhoto November 2, 2009

schlontzwise

Any direction that cannot be described by any of the standard directional naming conventions, i.e.: up, down, in, out, forward, backward, left, right, oblique/diagonal, etc.

Onward - Upward - Forward - and - Schlontzwise!!

Upon hitting the ice patch, his car started to slide schlontzwise uncontrollably.

by ZisSra July 25, 2011