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Scaffolding

A sex position, typically performed by homosexual males, in which one man suspends the other male in the air by his own erect penis.

Men will scaffold sometimes when they run out of excitement in their sex life and have tried every other position.

When one has been scaffolded repeatedly or roughly it is not abnormal to sustain some rectal bleeding.
John was scaffolding British men in his room all night long, so he didn't get back on Xbox until 5p.m. the following day.
by MasterScaff April 23, 2020
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Schiff for brains

When someone lost access to their bitcoin due to technical illiteracy.
Peter never learned how to backup his bitcoin seed phrase and lost his private key. What a Schiff for brains!
by Rabbinstein January 27, 2021
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The Shiff

The sexual act of having a women laying on top of the man. The man proceeds to wrap his arms around her while pinning her down while thrusting so fast that he is like a machine. This incredibly fast action creates such stimulation that the women immediatly becomes paralyzed with pleasure.
Last night was incredible, my boyfriend gave me THE SHIFF and I could not even move. He moved his hips as fast as a jackhammer!
by slambam November 22, 2009
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scoff

1. to mock someone or otherwise treat them in an offensive manner

2. food
The sooner you finish your scoff, the better.
by Light Joker December 3, 2006
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scoffer

Person who lies constantly and tries to make themselves seem cool, also a person who acts different when you are hanging out with him only, then when you are hanging with him in a group.
Gooberface Mcfaggleberry: Man, I am so cool, I totally made out with Hottie McSparklepants last night.
Josh: No you didn't Gooberface...No, you didn't.
by Tyler Sadex May 20, 2004
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Scaff

Someone who does not enjoy spending their own money and tries to get money or goods off of other people.

Can be used as a noun or a verb. As an adjective it is 'scaffy'.
Verb: "Maw, gonna let us scaff twen'y poun'?"
Noun: "Haw you, ya scaff!"
Adjective: "That's pure scaffy, stealin' a wee boy's bike."
by Maggie Nixx July 21, 2008
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scuffers

An amusing victorian phrase for the
the police, the Old bill, the bizzies etc.
'quick bunny old chap let us abscond, the Scuffers will arrive forth-with'
by bigmeuprudeboy September 18, 2003
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