shroeder

an awesome dog name for black labs. One who will occasionally chew on your wall. Loves to smell farts. And sometimes the bottom of your ballsack. Very kind and loving dog. Good temperment

Hey what happened to your wall?

Shroeder ate it.

by bubba2384 August 17, 2008

schrieber

To suck dick for something you want. Many times to gain an unfair advantage.

Man, the coach must have schriebered the referees to get some of those calls.

by Wayne Rollins April 8, 2004

schrader

perfect for knowing how to exceed in everything and know everything!!!

me: why are you so special??

schrader: because im a superhero with every power im great

by schradizzle February 3, 2010

schroedinger's date

when an interaction with someone is both a date and not a date, due to one party not clearly defining it as such beforehand

man: this is one of the nicest dates I've been on in a long time
woman: oh, um, is this a date?
man: I mean, I thought it was
woman: I thought we were just friends catching up
man: well, I called you last night to confirm we were still meeting up, which I only do for dates
woman: well, you didn't actually say it was a date

friend: yeah, it was a schroedinger's date. sorry, man.

by whirlpool4 June 30, 2016

Sam Schrader

Sam Schrader- An amazing guy who is a romantic and poetical genius. He can melt your heart with his sweet brown eyes and smooth voice. He writes poems that just pull at every girl's heart strings. He loves to listen to all the good old musicians (The Beatles, The Doors, The Beach Boys, and Bob Dylan). Sam is a very loyal friend and amazing boyfriend. He will do literally anything to make one of his friends happy. He is a very good listener and tries to give good advice too. If you ever meet a guy named Sam Schrader just know he will be one of the nicest people you will ever meet! Btw, he is very attractive! Tall and tan with some good muscle mass! :) Yes indeed Sam Schrader is a good guy to run into!

"Oh I ran into Sam Schrader today,"

by frillynilly October 18, 2012

scareder

being more scared then usually, really scary.

I think i'd be scareder to tell him to his face other then by text.

by caitlyn minaj January 15, 2011

Schroedinger's Bitch

A girl and love-interest that leaves you clueless about your situation together, thus forcing you to state your opinion on it.

YourMainDude: Hey, there's Jessica.
You: Yeah, I've seen her.
YourMainDude: Man, what's your situation with her by the way? You two tight?
You: Dude, she's totally Schroedinger's Bitch.
YourMainDude: Aww man, that's tough.

by GregManson June 29, 2015