Schizzing

The act of laughing at something on your phone while alone in public, often feeling self-conscious as if people might think you’re schizophrenic.

• “I was schizzing on the bus yesterday at that TikTok, and everyone kept staring.”
• “Stop schizzing in the coffee shop before someone thinks you’re crazy!”

Origin: Coined by Lindsey to describe the awkward but hilarious feeling of laughing at your phone in public.

by Amisch October 20, 2025

dirty schpinino

a dude who hasnt taken a shower so that means his schpinino is very dirty and all the gay people that come over to his house and see his dirty schpinino do not like it so they break up with them so then they end up cleaning there schpinino and the gay people come back to jerk off his schpinino.

i broke up with him because of his dirty schpinino

by professional number master September 5, 2022

Von Schitzenpants

The commissioner of a fantasy football league that comes last every year. Often, their partner forces them to trade all their good players. This means they are known for collusion.

If I don’t win this week I’ll feel like a Von Schitzenpants.

I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!

I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.

by Divorce Court November 9, 2024

Donald Von ShitzInPantz

Donald J Trump

The diaper wearing traitor and 45th president of these United States.

Q: which President was it who wears a diaper, falls asleep in court at his own criminal trial, wears a diaper, and shits his pants on the reg?

A: Why Donald Von ShitzInPantz of course

by Prof. Ass Master May 2, 2024