Schmeed

A funny way to say weed

“Do you want to go smoke some schmeed?”

Absolutely yes I do

by Sadnradd June 24, 2022

Schmeegy

(Kyle Nyquist) is a very schmeegy man

Damn bro is hella Schmeegy

by Borack Sheet September 28, 2023

butt schmear

when a dog scoots it's butt across the floor in order to excrete it's anal glands often leaving a residue of poo in it's wake...

My dog Willis butt schmeared across the floor yesterday and we had to clean up all the shit left behind...it was gross.

by beckyboo April 7, 2014

Schmeen

Attractive white girl, also know as a "snowflake"

Damn thats one fine ass Schmeen!

by Dont worry about it... June 26, 2006

schmeckie

Penis. Americanized variant of Yiddish shmekl, shmekele or schmeckle.

Had the new in-laws over for the Pesach seder; Mom brought out the baby pictures and showed 'em all my schmeckie.

by scudder August 9, 2006

schmeegle

The ability to schmeegle, an artform in pulling the opposite sex, many people try and fail, a schmeegle master can have great success in courtship.(warning schmeegling must not be attempted by beginners), ranking is as follows, (1)schmeegle grand master
(2)schmeegle master
(3)schmeeglite
(4) young paddowan

I schmeegled this girl today, she took me home and schmeegled me.
Have you been out on the schmeegle tonight?
I schmeegled her all night........!

by schmeegle August 26, 2006

SCHMEEESCH!

A barbaric battle cry, used while backhanding your foe with a swipe from your battle axe, warhammer, or two-handed sword. Can also be used to describe the smashing of someone or something in this manner.

"SCHMEEEESCH!" roared Wulfgar the Terrible, smashing the face of Jordan into pulp with his warhammer.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 25, 2006