Schmeagol

the biggest lick; closely resembles the character from lord of the rings; not sociably acceptable in society or most public places including restaurants, public schools, and most Walmarts in South Florida; very hard to understand and should consider learning sign language; also has trouble "with the ladies".

drug dealer: hey lick wanna buy some tree

schmeagol: hey sure brooo how bout a g for 15

drug dealer: fuck you lick try 30.

schmeagol: yes sir mr. sir

drug dealer: *walks away with $30 and never gave him the tree*

by dat boi FUF* October 13, 2011

coop schmeal

used in reference to james cooper who needs to come downstairs and schmeal

Coop dinner! Coop schmeal! Coop your friends are here!

My coop schmeal brings all the noras to the yard and they're like coop dinner!
damn right
coop phone!

by zeynep December 8, 2004

schencked

When you give your two weeks notice and are asked to leave early by the boss.

Can you believe Mitch asked Julia to leave?

No way man. she definately didn't deserve to be schencked!

by kscmegan August 23, 2005

Schendel

A last name of Germanic origin. It means shingles, as in the kind on a roof.

Schendel is similar to last names such as Baker, Fletcher and Shoemaker. These names were created when last names were simply the family profession.

by Schendelster February 5, 2008

Schmanting

when one feigns the ability to drink.

" Dude.. i bet that guy 50 bucks i could drink more than he could. I was pissing myself before he caught a buzz, he was totally Schmanting me"

by Corbious Valsciean November 20, 2009

Schenke

Family of utmost Honour and Intelligence. Known For their Handsome looks and Devotion to Truth.

You are acting like Quite a Schenke Today

by Blahroarmeow November 27, 2011

Schmeater

I word used in rating a monstrous mega schlong ding dong by Mr. Mulch#8605

Nice Schmeater

by Skyeetee August 18, 2021