schmackable

Extremely delicious, especially when ate high.

Jimmy: mmmm: those twix bars I ate yesterday were so schmackable

by TheOGWolfie34 September 14, 2017

Schmackel

A glob or a pile of shit, jiz, spit, etc

Someone better clean up all that schmackel before it hardens

by Mj2020 August 31, 2018

Schmacked

Soooo fucking high you can’t move your sooo fucked up and gonna die llll I’m high as fuck while typing this and I might green out holy shot

Omg guys I’m fucking schmacked yoooo

by Shdhdjdjdjxjxdnjddjdjdjdjdjxj September 18, 2020

schmuckatelli

An Italian schmuck.

Wow that guy is a schmuckatelli!

by Smurphalicious May 17, 2019

Schmuckabee

Affectionate nickname for a semi-serious Republican contender for the Republican nomination in the presidential election of 2008. Namely, the former governor of Arkansas: Michael Huckabee.

It is a compound word that incorporates the Yiddish term "schmuck," meaning "Penis" or "Jerk" along with the name of the common honeybee.

He is best known for his banana pancakes and his theological views on "Bee Heaven" as depicted by the Christian allegory in the well known "Unicorn Honey Bee Magic" tapestry on view in the Cloisters in New York City.

On conceding defeat in the Republican primaries of 2008, John McCain famous last words were: "Honey, Schmuckabee!"

by Tom B. and Danie B. February 11, 2008

schmackin off

To be masturbating. Self pleasure

So last night I was schmackin off when my mom walked in. I blew my load instantly

by El Juan September 20, 2003

shmackafergaggle

something to say when angry at someone else, or to say when working and something goes wrong. A word to be used as an exclamation.

I hit my hand with a hammer and exclaimed "shmackafergaggle that hurt."

by The Shnoz September 28, 2005