Schmuckgan

Person who drunkenly posts stupid stuff on Facebook after midnight despite the attempted intervention of his friends.

Schmuckgan is a daily source of comedy with his cogent Facebook posts in the wee hours of the morning.

by Ohyeahr March 23, 2019

schmeck

A schmeck is a small whiff, ie. a portion of food so small it's barely enough to smell... the full phrase is "schmeck and a lech"... a portion of food so small it's barely a smell and lick.

The chocolate mousse dessert was good but at $12 it shoulda been more than a schmeck and a lech.

by Uncle Incest October 26, 2008

Schmeckle

A currency shared in all dimensions.

Morty: Hey Rick! Can you buy me that space sex robot!?
Rick: I don't have any more Schmeckles, Mor-arrgh-rty!

by Tekkawarrior May 2, 2016

Schmucker

When a girl is giving head to an uncircumcised cock and she gets a mouthful of schmeg from under the foreskin causing her to pucker up and cringe. But the trooper that she is, completes the job to one glorious nut.

I guess I should of cleaned my foreskin last night before Rachel sucked me off. She got schmuckered.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Schlacker

One who schlacks; lacking behind in things

Holy hell! He's such a schlacker!

by Mackie Oldfield April 14, 2008

Schmeckus

Prepared hand-held food spilled from a wrapper while being eaten. (popularized by "Man v. Food" television host Adam Richman)

"Leaning forward against the counter on your elbows while eating an Italian beef sandwich means that schmeckus falling from the wrapper hits the counter or floor and not you."

by DwightUrban December 27, 2008

Schmake

Someone that is retarded beyond imagination.

" You know (Oluwa)Seun, he's a schmake"

by Oluwaseun Oladeji December 11, 2018