Schlarbing

When you have a devils three way and a girl eats your ass then makes out with the other guy without his knowledge of said ass eating

Dude I M going to try schlarbing Mike tonight when we bangTina, shit s gunna be hilarious

by Lemmetouchyou September 3, 2017

Schlort

An extremely weak version of the work schlong.

The man put his schlort in the shredder, but it was not big enough to fit.

by Guppy-Goose Rex September 14, 2017

Schlorpadrop

Pooping and cumming into a drink and having one's mother take a drink.

Yo homes joey's mother Schlorpadroped me last night. I bet her tum tum don't feel so well after that.

by Azorbi July 16, 2019

schlorp

The action inbetween eating and drinking.

I like to schlorp soup.
My favourite thing to schlorp is a smoothie.

by StrawZoo1586 February 24, 2021

Schlorping

Having an aggressive poo while crying your eyes out on the toilet

I was schlorping last night alone

by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021

Schlurber

Its a person that eat abundance of food at night

Eliza went down stairs to get a tub of ice cream and a bag of chips. She was a Schlurber>

by Chef Lin June 30, 2023

Schlobbykabinski

Large mess up or a conundrum

Usually something that is not good
This can be used in many form generally as a better use of the term "fuck up"

My day was going good until lunch when I dropped my food

That was a schlobbykabinski

by Ochisan November 8, 2023