Schlopalopalinopho

The act of being in-genuinely ingenious without being genuine towards ingenuinity

Damnnnn she was Schlopalopalinopho, I’ll tell you that much

by jakestuh January 4, 2021

Schlopalopagus

When a man’s penis swings below his kneecaps on soft

Wow, did you see his schlopalopagus hanging in them sweatpants!

by MetallicTitan February 27, 2022

schnooples

A sweet puppie or dog that dawdles incorrigibly, sniffing aimless on walks. While all dogs love to, and fact need to sniff their environments, in particular traces of other dogs, a schnooples will give the impression of simply not wanting to keep moving along a linear trajectory, of seeking out the convergence of vectors that delineate non-euclidean fields and planes.

Most any dog that appears to be in a distinct non-hurry is a clear candidate for being considered a schnooples.

by Ross Chansolm July 15, 2010

schlopple

a vast quantity of something arranged in a haphazard fashion

Chico: Dude, did you try the nachos?
Vinnie: Hell yeah man! There was a schlopple of sour cream all over those bad boys!

by rushfan1977 July 25, 2011

schloompa

A large hairy dong.

Mark was sucking my schloompa last night.

by Schloompalover July 11, 2016

schmoopledoop

Noun. A person who is fulfilled by and enjoys being a third-wheel.

Nicole was a real schmoopledoop that Valentine's Day she crashed Cara and Aaron's date. She wouldn't stop taking pictures of the three of them!

by sd439 May 16, 2016

schloobleux

The act of making someone lick dirty band aid.

He did schloobleux on me.

He is really mad I hope he doesn't shloobleux me.

by Jammy wammy February 27, 2017