Schlong

A thick, long piece of meat.

Wow, I didn't know my homie was packin a massive schlong.

by Nikolas_Cruz_17 October 9, 2019

schlong

when the foreskin makes his dick look 2x as big

Lissa- “my boyfriends dick is only big because this foreskin is super thick.”
Sami- “damn he’s got that schlong.”

by purple golf bag July 6, 2020

Schlong

The Slang word for neck in French

Ayo That dude has such a long schlong. He looks like a giraffe.

by [TrollxBig] June 7, 2021

Schlong

A giant penis; opposite of an Asian dick

Zichen! Get your schlong out of those girls right now!

by zichen555 January 30, 2023

Schlong

See penis, cock, wang, johnson

Whip out yer schlong and go to town...

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

schlong

Nick Name for your penis

dude 1: My schlong is like 6 inches

Dude 2: Get fucked cunt its like 1 inch of fury

by MultiBitchslayer December 18, 2012

schlong

penis, male genatalia etc

"i have a huge schlong" or "schlong it!"

by Alex .? May 19, 2006