Schomp

A disgusting overweight woman who is easily mistaken for a man. They are defined by their unsightly facial hair, their obvious lack of personal hygiene, and a general attitude of not giving a shit about life anymore.

SCHOMP is actually an acronym for: Sweaty Chin-Haired Obese Mom with Pimples

You are most likely to find schomps working at fast-food restaurants, low-quality diners, standing in the middle of the people movers at the airport so no one else can get by, riding the rascal scooters in Walmart, and driving mini-vans much too slowly in heavy rush hour traffic.

Whoa, I just did a triple-take - that dude wasn't really a dude! That was a SCHOMP! Hell ya, first schomp sighting of the summer! (*high five*)

Oh my gosh, that schomp looks like Hulk Hogan...wtf. I've gotta take a picture and send it to my friend.

That McDonalds cashier was such a schomp

by Denver 78 October 8, 2014

SCHLORP

Ranboo is the founder of this word:when you consume a lolsquid(liquid solid)

I just schlorped some soup

by anonymous February 23, 2021

Schloppy Top

To get Brains, crazy messy head. I messy sloppy Blow Job.

I checked that G last night and she gave me some schloppy top.

by Schloppy Top January 16, 2015

schlöpp

The HOTTEST and MOST EPIC discord user ever.

Person 1: Omg schlöpp youre so hot!
Schlöpp: Yeah, I know.

by the real schlöpp May 9, 2020

schlampe bitte

German for "bitch please". Something you can say around your parents or other non-German speaking people to generally piss them off.

Mom: You have to do your homework NOW.
Kid: "Schlampe bitte!"

by Irish89 December 25, 2007

schlump

When you are in a bad mood or depressed but you dont really know why.

Dude , i'm in such a schlump right now.

by Nayomi January 12, 2008

meat schlop

heavy, wet beef curtains... often with stank.

Whenever she top-rides, her meat schlop slaps my balls.
I'll patty-smack that meat schlop till the beef is rare.

by Antenna February 14, 2008