Schlitz Schlong

Fungus that develops on the penis after having deviant anal intercourse with a partner who has contracted Sarnac. Often the penis will become rotten and ooze puss. May lead to Benoit

"I shouldn't have had butt sex with that whore because her Sarnac gave me Schlitz Schlong."

by Goob, Cole, & Galoot August 4, 2007

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schizzel

Schizzel (Shizz/ILL)Adjective. Eubonic experssion to mean "sure". Forms half the popular phrase "For Schizzel my Nizzel" may sometimes cause person expressing it a "clowin" rep.

Fer shizzel my Nizzel the snoop has told us...
and all-the-time-doin-it with-Out-tryin to scold us.

by Priz Biz Sage June 21, 2005

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fo schnizz

An expression of excitement, boredom, disgust, anger, or other's stupidity/incompetence.

Ken: Fo schnizz! I just got a high score on Alien vs. Predator 3!
Emily: Fo schnizz, dude.
Georgina: That alien fight scene was so fo schnizzin' disgusting!
Ham: Why the fo schnizz are you caring about Ken and not me?
Lara: Fo schnizz, Ken. Fo schnizz.

by The Fo Schnizzle Man August 5, 2008

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dick schlitz

when the penis peeks out of the underwear slit when sitting down or on a cool summer day. It's often accidental and a common thing to happen when walking to the bathroom in the morning.

Jeff Liggett forgot to plug in the iron as his dick schlitz appeared.

by Jeff Liggett July 6, 2009

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Talk for people not learned in english good. They speaked like motards.

This means Excuse me could you please point me to a place where I might be able to enjoy a quiet walk in the park?

by john mahur February 27, 2003

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