A person who appears generous, but counts the costs of everything and complains about what they chose to give. Usually, also blind to anything others do for them because they are so focused on the cost of everything they do.
The nerve of that shlepp complaining about me drinking the beer and saying I don't do anything for them. I sweat and cleaned and purchased the supplies to fix up the house as well as did it. What a shlepp, over a beer!
by DevonDextra May 8, 2014
Get the Shlepp mug.To 'Schleipman' is someone completely unaware of there actions who shake the urine out of one's penis so violently at a open urinal that everyone else in the mens room gets very uncomfortable, avoids eye contact and believes the offender is committing public masterbation.
"Hey man, Did you see Sir Spanks a Lot having a jack attack while we were washing our hands? "
"Dude. Whoa, That Cock Knocker' pulled a Schleipman and it scared the bejesus out of me!
"Dude. Whoa, That Cock Knocker' pulled a Schleipman and it scared the bejesus out of me!
by Fritzel Schnitzel July 22, 2019
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someone: noah schnapp, more like noah schlapp.
person who likes noah schnapp: OMG STOP UR SO MEAN ITS SCHNAPP NOT SLAPP OMGOMGMOGOMGOMGOMG STOP IT MEANIE
person who likes noah schnapp: OMG STOP UR SO MEAN ITS SCHNAPP NOT SLAPP OMGOMGMOGOMGOMGOMG STOP IT MEANIE
by caleb milk February 11, 2019
Get the Noah schlapp mug.Several definitions, all derived from Phil Mitchell's pronunciation of the word 'slapper'. Phil Mitchell is, of course, a character from the BBC soap-opera 'EastEnders'.
1. a) A 'slapper'. Derogatory colloquial slang for a female commonly found in the Home Counties of England. Generally between the ages of 16 and 30 (though not exclusively), they can't handle their alcohol and their moral standards are lower than their boob-tubes and looser than their g-strings (due to repeated removal).
1. b) A 'slapper' when referring to a male. Generally a piss-take by the person in question's 'mates'.
2. A form of footwear, generally warm and 'cosy'. Most suited to watching daytime telly when there is nothing else to do.
1. a) A 'slapper'. Derogatory colloquial slang for a female commonly found in the Home Counties of England. Generally between the ages of 16 and 30 (though not exclusively), they can't handle their alcohol and their moral standards are lower than their boob-tubes and looser than their g-strings (due to repeated removal).
1. b) A 'slapper' when referring to a male. Generally a piss-take by the person in question's 'mates'.
2. A form of footwear, generally warm and 'cosy'. Most suited to watching daytime telly when there is nothing else to do.
1 a) Watch out lads, the Bacardi Breezer crew are out tonight, and they're all complete schlippers.
1.b) Dave's pulled everyone in his tutorial group, the schlipper.
2. I love my schlippers. Perfect for watching Richard and Judy on both of my days off.
1.b) Dave's pulled everyone in his tutorial group, the schlipper.
2. I love my schlippers. Perfect for watching Richard and Judy on both of my days off.
by Boxman December 22, 2003
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Get the Schlept mug.v. To carry an object or objects from one location or another, usually with some amount of difficulty.
by Fordfox April 25, 2006
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