Scat (scattered)

That state you are in the day after doing a fuckload of drugs.

I'm tripping over nothing, I don't know what i want to eat and my sentences aren't coherent - i'm fucking scat bro

"How much did we take last night? My brain is scat (scattered)"

by Keegyn March 7, 2017

tranny scanner

Much like Gaydar, tranny scanner is a trans persons ability to detect other trans people
A cis persons ability to detect trans people is more referred to as Transgendar

Everett - "do you think that Devon is trans?"
Avery - "No doubt, my tranny scanner went off just like before Elliot Page came out"

by mushroom_on_jupiter December 19, 2021

banner scanner

A person who reads the text banner, without opening up the chat, in order to preview what was typed and not have to leave somebody on "read".

I sent a text to that girl, but it's out undelivered. I think she is a banner scanner, and doesn't want to let me know that she has read my text.

by boogiek March 22, 2023

Shatnered

When a person who was previously attractive and in shape or not so attractive or in such great shape changes in appearance and looks bloated and washed up.

I was watching Boston Legal the other day. Man, have you seen James Spader recently? He's really Shatnered.

by Magpie4495 July 23, 2010

slangered

To have one's idiomatic invention appropriated or stolen without acknowledgement. Viz., when someone takes inspiration from your urbandictionary contribution to come up with their own and they end up being word of the day.

Compare emotional spam and body spam

That word skank partee slangered me big time.

by Tomohiro Idokoro April 21, 2005

flatbed scanner

Electronic device that looks like a small suitcase. Lay paper of a book on it, and it works like a photocopier, delivering an electronic version of the document as an image-file to your personal computer.

"I used my flatbed scanner to get my cat onto Cat Scan."

by Norman July 24, 2004

Scundered

To be embarrassed or humiliated about someone or something

'Oh my god I'm so scundered'
'Did you see Anna's mum, you'd be Scundered'

by Riviera Rainbow August 1, 2016