sllombie

Like a zombie only better

<~Antoligy> fool, zombies don't kidnap girls
<+sllide> sllombies do :D
<ifish> HURF DURF OPS

by Antoligy January 13, 2010

SLOM

- noun

1. Stands for Sticking Leeches On Myself
2. A series of decisions that sucks the life out of a person.

- verb

1. To engage in an activity without thinking.
2. To make a decision based on wannabeitis.

Those who engage in SLOMming often fear not fitting in or simply enjoy being a sheep in the flock of life. Examples might include: fans of White Snake, people that wear parachute pants, and that 20-year-old guy who still hangs out at all the high school parties.

by daniisawesome January 22, 2007

salome b.

hottest girl alive..
is hilarious......likes to have fun..
gets down with the brown and bangs with the wangs..
she likes to get some all day errday non-stop.
she likes unugly guys usually..

she has a body like a fox and everyone whistles at her she cries because she doesnt know what to do with her beauty..

ayo that baby gurl salome b...she be flllyyyy, flyyer than my diamonds on ma chain..

by asiansal October 8, 2008

I haven't got a Salomon

Reworking of the common phrase 'I haven't got a Scooby (Doo)'; meaning 'I haven't got a clue'.

In this instance, 'Salomon' refers to Chelsea striker Salomon Kalou; therefore the complete phrase would read:

"I haven't got a Salomon Kalou'.

But as with the 'Scooby' phrase, dropping the surname is the preferred usage.

A: "Do you know here C is?"
B: "No, I haven't got a Salomon"
A: "I'll ask D!"

by ReservoirDan September 23, 2009

Sblowjob

When you ask the local Sbarros worker for a blowjob.

"Hey BBarros worker, can I get a sblowjob with a side of marinara sauce and breadsticks."

by Faze cum shot December 5, 2019

Homo Slomo

Adjective; A word used to compare someone/something that's being slow to an aroused homosexual who takes a long time to get an erect penis

"Jorge is so homo slomo"
"Hurry up, don't be so homo slomo"
"Wow these cars are so homo slomo"

by cakewhore December 7, 2013

sloming

Sticking Leeches On Myself. When idiots Stick Leeches to their Body They Are Sloming.Used As A Fast way to lose Weight, Either To Fit In Or because Sh/e Lacks Self esteem

When jake Is Sloming he Sticks Leeches on his ass
George Collects leeches To Use for Sloming

by #Unknown# November 30, 2006