Said the spider to the fly

A phrase used to describe a situation in which one person has been captivated by another person's charm and flattery, and when the latter is secretly harboring ill intentions towards the former. In reference to the poem "The Spider and the Fly", in which a spider entraps a fly in its web using the same tactics.

Man 1: Damn, Weslley sure has been spending a lot of time with that new girl.
Man 2: Yeah, she's so sexy but she probably just wants him for his money.
Man 1: Aye, said the spider to the fly.

by GreatswordGuts July 7, 2016

he said us

a cursed sentence that was once said by a man claiming to be big but is small. this phrase has given many immense trauma, emotional and physical marks, and disturbance. if you utter this word near anyone, you will immediately get jumped and spit on.

(also i'm pretty sure the podcast mansplain get deleted lmaooooooo

thanks nickisnotgreen 😁)

poo: he said us😂
someone:.........🙁😦.......get the fuck out right now

by Hey hu October 2, 2021

Saiid

A good man, kind, sweet and sincere. Like a big Teddy Bear. Adventurous, fun and good with people, likes to take a chance and live on the edge. A good family man and values love.

Saiid love to ride motorcycles and go skating.

by Motorcycle Girl February 16, 2010

that's what you said last night

Alternative of 'that's what she said' Turning something normal someone has said, to being sexual.

Girl: *spits out food* Your sausage tastes too salty!
Boy: That's what you said last night..

by Ojm123 October 7, 2011

that's what she really said

The witty and usually more accurate spoof of the original "that's what she said" jokes.

Don't touch me!
That's what she really said!

I was just faking!
That's what she really said!

Is that it?
That's what she really said!

by cali spain January 2, 2011

thats what she said

making something completely unsexual, and making it sexual.

two guys talking about getting off the freeway:
"dude you better slow down or else you wont be able to get off"
"thats what she said"

or, another scenario:
"slow down it wont fit!"
"thats what she said"

by raaafael September 17, 2007

That's what your mom said

A clever combination of "that's what she said" and "your mom!". It was created to avoid the argument that "that's what she said" creates confusion because "she" is nobody while adding the punch of "your mom" jokes to it.

The phrase "last night" may be added to the end if extra pwnage is needed.

Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said!"

Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said last night!"

by Nikki Duff August 26, 2008