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Satellite-Shopper

Used to describe a person who stands in the checkout queue while sending their friends/children (ergo: satellites)to get the items they wish to purchase.
I couldn't believe that bitch with the three friends stood in front of me in the checkout line, while they went off and brought back all the things she wanted to buy. So rude!
by Chiron DeMolis January 8, 2005
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satellite

A device which does either:

1. Orbits earth as a communications device or provides military intelligence. (Often to people who arent intelligent. Clearly the need for hundreds of them proves it).

2. A celestial body which orbits another. ie: Moon spins around Earth.

3. The unfortunate recipeient of the name "POES" which hails from NASA. NASA should try looking under "P" in an afrikaans dictionary. Im sure the directors wouldnt be impressed by the fact they are (see example:)

* This is primarily amusing to South Africans. However if you knew what POES is you'd find it amusing too. I'd like to be an Astronaut!!
putting a "satellite" in orbit.

You know ... that jackass is such a satellite!
by anon-sa February 7, 2005
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Satellite Friend

a friend of a friend-- someone you don't hang out with directly, but who moves within the same circles, and each of you know who the other is.
"That girl Ann is in my psychology class."
"I don't know who that is."
"Sure you do, she's one of Ashley's satellite friends: long hair, way too much makeup, always wearing purple somewhere..."
"Oh yeah, her."
by A. Holt Ambrosius February 21, 2009
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Sabell

Clara is such a sabell
by Emma dilema June 9, 2020
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sabell

a stupid ass girl that’s fine as fuck with a cute booty and really fucking short but also needs to get the hell off tiktok and stop trying to find her name which is isabella. stop u whore ;) ibell
ISABELLA “sabell” bitch ur not trendy luv u
by ibelladancer June 5, 2020
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Ben Saville

(be-n savyl) (n.): the term used to descirbe being done over in some very obscure way, usually be a good mate.
(v): Action of doing said offense to a friend
(n): Oh shit mate i got Ben Savilled last night, it was awful. I had another quater of a bottle of vodka poured into my drink without knowing it, I was so hammered and I made a tit out of myself

(v.): I'm going to Ben Saville him later. I'm going to take all of his left shoes away.
by Evil-Eyes20 January 16, 2010
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sabell

A dumb hoe who doesn’t know wtf she is doing with her life. She usually is stupid and blind when it comes to men.
Sabell is a dumb hoe and I will never go out with her again.
by Sabell April 13, 2020
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