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Theistic Satanism

As the Satanic ideals and religion grew more popular throughout the decades of the 20th century, most Satanists were only symbolic Satanists. This means they used Satan as a symbol for desires that other religions denied, individuality, strength, independance, etc, but did not actually worship or believe in Satan. To be a Theistic, or traditional Satanist, means to be one that truly believes in Satan and worships him as the deity that he is.
*Philosophical/Symbolic Satanism- " We don't actually believe in Satan, but we live very similarly to the principles of which a true Satanist operates on, minus worshipping"

*Theistic Satanism*- I believe in and worship Satan as a god
by EternalFollower July 21, 2006
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satan's urine

After drinking a boatload of satan's urine Sally engaged in a drink and dial .
by sheila in the car May 17, 2009
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Satara

Satara is the meaning of being epic. People with this name are most likely hot and sexy. Have beautiful eyes and breath taking smiles. Be careful around these people, they have a habit of making hearts explode.
My friend Satara is very sexy today
by Zenerful September 28, 2011
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Satan In A Sunday Hat

When something that is really bad is disguised as something pretty/handsome/beautiful.

First reference was made in a Season 2 episode of HBO's "True Blood" when Tara's intuitive cousin, Lafayette, referred to her mysterious then-lover, Eggs, as "Satan in a beautiful Sunday hat"
To victims of Ted Bundy would now probably refer to him as Satan in a Sunday Hat despite the fact that he had the eyes of crazed sonofabitch.
by maddywoo January 7, 2010
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satans silly string

Ejaculation of semen that gets in contact with water, making it very sticky and hard to get rid of. Most of the time it occurs in the shower when one ejaculates and tries to wash it off with water, but instead makes it 10x worse and harder to wash off. This is known as one of satans dirtiest tricks.
dude dont try and rinse off your skeet in the shower it will just turn into satans silly string.

I was finishing myself off in the shower cause my brother was gonna take one and as i was walking out i ended up with satans silly string all over my body.

I heard neill jacks off in the shower.
man, he must deal with satans silly string alot.
by Harry Kuant November 17, 2009
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Mr. Saturn

The Mr. Saturn are an alien race from the video game EarthBound (called Mother 2 in Japan). They are also present in its Japan-only sequel Mother 3.

They are gentle, cute, small and pink creature. Their body consist of a round face, two short legs, two dark round eyes, one big nose, stylish whiskers, large eyebrows and a single string of hair. All Mr. Saturn wear a red ribbon on their hair, except for one in Mother 3 that wanted to travel incognito by wearing a scarf on his head.

Mr. Saturn have their own unique way of speaking called Saturnian. Their in-game script are also written in big, strange dialect. Shigesato Itoi, creator of the Mother/EarthBound games stated that the Japanese version of this dialect is meant to resemble his daughter's handwriting. Mr. Saturn also finish most of their phrases with strange sounds/words like "Ding Ding", "Boing", or "Zoom".

Despite their gentle nature and cute figure, Mr. Saturn are also really smart. They even helped Apple Kid and Dr. Andonuts build the Phase Distorter, a devise capable of taking Ness and his friends back in time in order for them to defeat Giygas, the Ultimate Cosmic Destroyer.

Other skills known to Mr. Saturn are ladder-building, the maintenance and rejuvenation of rusty old objects, and coffee-making.

Mr. Saturn also appears in the fighting game Super Smash Bros. Melee and its sequel Brawl as a throwable item which, while not doing lots of damage or knockback, are great as shield breakers.
Guy: Wow, I don't know what the Mr. Saturn put in their coffee, but I have to find one of those!

Mr. Saturn : HI HI HI. YOU COME BUYING? YOU CAN SELL, TOO. I, MR. SATURN, BOING, CAN DO ALL FOR YOU. WHAT DO YOU WANT ZOOM?
by The Nameless French Doctor December 23, 2008
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More Evil Than Satan Himself

In 1999 and 2000, there was a google bombing of Microsoft, when you searched More Evil Than Satan Himself, the first page brought you to the Microsoft homepage. Also, in the MSN UK Beta Search, when you searched More Evil Than Satan, it brought you to google.com
by Zenith Xan December 20, 2004
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