Light saber

A terrible weapon Lockheed Martin is developing in case of war against France. Unfortunately the huge amount of light sabers produced might drive the United States to the third Bush administration.

US army general: "what happened to the boat"
US lieutenant: "the pirates caught it"
US army general: "is the crew ok?"
US lieutenant: "Yes, the were french so they gave up immediately."

to the sailors:"by the way, why did you give up so easily?!"
French sailor A: " they had a light saber"
French sailor B: "........light.....saber....."
French sailor C:" LE LIGHT SABER!!! TERRIBLE!!"

by ilRabbino April 24, 2013

Samer

A guy who is hotter than anything in the world and has 2,000,000 inch dick. If you have a sister watch out she might faint.

wow this guys dick is so big he is such a samer

by your mom 1235 February 23, 2020

sabertron

the AWESOMEST robotics team everrr (:

i love SABERTRON

by beachbaby56 October 17, 2008

Saeran

A dude with candyfloss hair that hates his twin brother.
Love Icecream
Hates bread

Saeran is a gangsta

by Saeranchoi December 25, 2016

Samerah

Samerah Is a powerful women with a good heart. She has the most cutest laugh. She is shy at first but once you get to know her she will show you her crazy size. She is very sassy and stylish. Don't mess with Samerah she's a boss.

Who is that?
That's Samerah she's a boss don't mess with her.

by Tofficial February 15, 2021

wang saber

When a man summons the force to create a lightsaber-like object in his pants.

They fought to the death with their wang sabers.

by crimsonblade53 March 4, 2006

Saberdouche

1. One who surpasses normal levels of douche-baggery to almost super human levels as if the genes were altered into a mutant strain of douchiness.

2. A big fat jerk of full of rage and unnecessary 'tude.

3. Sabertooth from the movie "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" as stated by www.radnerd.com

Man, did you see what Herb tried to pull today? What a saberdouche!

by RadNerdLeo May 4, 2009