Greasy sand

Also known as "moist sand". It's the act of digging a hole in a pile of sand (like on the beach etc.) taking a shit in the said hole and covering it with sand. It can be used like a trap or just for fun.

...also mixing sand with grease...that works too... even tho I don't know why you would do that.

-"Man, I was on the beach yesterday and I had to take a big dump but there was no potty around so I dug a hole and done my business."

-"...Ah yes, the GREASY SAND..."

by MoodyMcMoodguy October 8, 2019

Stark Sands

Stark Sands is an actor and a singer most notably known for his roles as Tunny in the broadway casting of American Idiot and as Nate Fick in HBO's Generation Kill.

His mouth is the most glorious thing ever put on this earth, closely followed by his voice.

1: Man, that guy is really hot.
2: Dude, that's Stark Sands.
1: Who?
2: I know you've seen Generation Kill. He's the hotass mofo who played Nate.
1:PERSONAL FEELINGS, SIR.

by docbitchface October 19, 2011

pocket sand

a small amount of granulated rock particles carried in the pocket of ones pants used as a criminal diversion, similar to Mace

that mofo attacked me, so i pocket sanded his face

by brian July 26, 2004

Sand Poet

A sand poet is one who developed a speech impediment from oral blisters - ones specifically caused by frequently licking a sand-encrusted asshole.

Toober can’’t properly say “alfalfa sassafras” because he made the mistake of being a sand poet

by The Great Zezu October 24, 2018

Sand Paki

Another term for Arabs. They look like Pakis but are from the dessert sands therefore they are Sand Pakis

Those Sand Pakis are molesting those camels and drinking their piss again

by GG9 June 25, 2021

sand lobster

A nickname for scorpions. The term is generally used to make scorpions sound more appetizing.

The only food I had to survive on in the desert was a sand lobster that I found.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 9, 2009

sand britches

A term for old-fashioned trousers that are worn at seaside resorts favoured by the more mature generation.

"Did you see that Wendy had moved down to Eastbourne to be near her ailing sister?"
"Yes, I heard about that. Mind you, she's not getting any younger herself. What's she going to do with herself when there?"
"There are a number of very nice beaches down there. I'm sure she'll put on her best sand britches and get into a bit of crabbing or something similar."
"Oh that sounds nice. I haven't experienced any crab action for donkey's years. She'll have fun down there."

by LiberaceHudson September 3, 2017