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Dumpster S'mores

When your life is a dumpster fire, but you make the most of it anyways by making something delicious out of it.
Bob lost his job and his wife left him, but now he's got tons of free time for video games. Bob is the king of dumpster s'mores.
by Visjar September 4, 2018
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S'more

When a man goes from anal to vaginal sex with a woman, then gives her a creampie and then goes down on her.
"I had a taste for a s'more so I asked my girlfriend to help me make one."
by Conor Irish Fist April 19, 2018
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S'mored

The act of both shitting and jizzing at the same time
Eat my s'more
I just s'mored
by CrispyPoopshoot July 9, 2015
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spokane s'more

Alright, so the girl poo's a little... then the guy cums on the poo... THEN you take the cum-poo, smash that shit between some cheeks (your preference), and dig in!!!
It's tradition, for the first councilor to break out "Kumbaya" on a guitar, to present them with a Spokane S'more!
by Skibidaweebop October 14, 2023
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Smithfield S'more

When you are getting a blow job and you quickly pullout, stick a jumbo marshmallow on the tip of your penis and jam it back in his mouth.
"This guy was giving me a blowjob last night so I hit him with the good ol Smithfield S'more. He choked so hard bits came out his nose."
by Maverick402 June 14, 2019
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alabama s'more

When you get your d*ck and put marshmellows on it roast it then masterbate.
John was asked if he ever had an Alabama S'more but he never had the chance to
by P3RS0NA March 19, 2017
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chocolate s'more

2 black guys with a white chick in the middle. One black guy on his back, the white chick (i.e. the marshmallow) faces him laying on him and the other black guy on top of her. The black guys are the chocolate graham crackers with the white chick as described. Altogether, they look like a real chocolate s'more trying to keep the white marshmallow inside.
My (black) friend and I really want to use her for a chocolate s'more!!!
by Mr. Propofol December 2, 2016
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