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Raptorsaurus Rex

A new breed of dinosaur,It is a hybrid mix of a raptor and a T-Rex. It is small Like a raptor but has the small disproportionate arms of a T-Rex so it cant actually do anything.
Snookie is a Raptorsaurus Rex, she is vicious like a raptor but her short T-rex arms cant get a full range.
by MellowYellow1205 February 22, 2011
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riptor

riptor (noun)

Someone who is perpetually high.
"Yo riptor, let's go smoke a blount."
by riptor December 27, 2008
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Raptor apocalypse

A raptor apocolypse is an apocolypse with raptors in it. It usually happens when some scientist replicates the DNA from a mosquito trapped in amber.
Scientist now: Hey, lets take this dead mosquito and get the blood from it so we can replicate dinosaurs...it will be awesome!

Scientist next week: OH MY GOSH! KILL IT KILL IT! ITS A RAPTOR APOCALYPSE!
by raptorman20056 July 19, 2012
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raptors claw

Either when someone is jacking you off or fingering you with long nail and they scratch you
I think Sara intentionally raptors clawed me last night still hurts
by shovel breaker May 27, 2019
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Raptorize

A form of alcoholism towards raptors
Nav bhatia: I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t womanize, I only raptorize
by Amli maaan May 28, 2019
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Pink Raptor

When having sex with a girl who has a lot of pubic hair, you spread the hair in an aggressive manner the to destroy the vagina, like a raptor from Jurassic Park
by Gavywil January 7, 2022
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Raptor

A thirsty female searching for her next male victim. Once a raptor digs her claws into her pray, they drag them away and their pray's souls are consumed.

Generally Raptors are tantalizing, attractive females posses a special Kekkei Genkai ( visual power) known as "crazy eyes". Raptors posses other abilities which are super effective against weak men such as "Tight Yoga pants" and "Just one more drink, trust me".

Many groups and communities have created Raptor Watch Lists in hopes of limiting casualties. Please ask around at your local college campus for updated information on any possible raptors.
Tommy was just hanging with some friends at a rave last week when out of nowhere, a raptor leaps out of the crowd and drags him into the back of the venue. That raptor is now his girlfriend.
by JLiftz March 15, 2017
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