Rowland S. Howard

Rowland Stuart Howard (born 160,463,872 BC): Lolstralian rock musician, guitarist and songwriter, best known for being Nick Cave’s bitch. Has been known to open sets by joking of own demise. Likes roller-skating, hair gel and Tila Tequila. Doesn't want to shake your hand, when he can shake your hips. Incredibly sexy.

Person 1: Who's that sexy motherfucker sitting in that corner over there, doing all the drugs?

Person 2: That's Rowland S. Howard!

Person 1: Gawd, he's such a supah buff hawtie. <3

by ~*~Rowland~*~ May 10, 2009

Roland

The most loving, caring, sweet, respectful and funny boy you'll ever meet. Blonde hair and blue eyes are common. Intelligent, quirky and truthful. Likes to act, play football, and enjoys finance. He'll brighten your whole whole day just talking to him. He's practically a real life Romeo. His energy is contagious, and you just feel good being around him. He does the most quirky and adorable and amazing things that just makes you fall head over heels in love with him. One of the most amazing and life changing people you'll ever meet. Thinking about him makes you feel like you're floating. You look into his eyes and see absolutely everything you need (besides God). He'll wear crocks instead of sneakers too.

You know a Roland?!?!?! OH MY GOSH YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST PERSON.

by Carlliegirl123 January 3, 2016

Ryland

My best friend; God in disguise.
See Ry

Ry is my friend and he's god.

by Nopast August 31, 2004

Dirty Rylan

When you shove a clarinet up your coochie and it plays a lil song.

One time at band camp I did a Dirty Rylan because I was soo board.

by Lil orange17 April 15, 2020

Ryland

Ryland is an african name meaning "one with great strength and attractiveness." Also can mean "One with large penis" Over the years it has been used throughout many cultures with the real meaning skewed. If people really knew the meaning of this name it might be more commonly used.

That attractive looking guy's name must be Ryland.

by 69bigfoot69 December 12, 2010

Rolando

Rolando is a nice guy, with nappy curly hair, very chill, but sometimes he can act hella gay, takes a long time to reply to a text. But, Rolando is a great guy, and fun to be around.

Girl 1. “Rolando's hair so nappy"
Girl 2. “I know right he needa fix that"

by imthefav September 4, 2019

Raylan

Ray is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. Hes so sweet and down to earth. He puts everyones happiness before his despite what hes been through. He had anger issues but his personality makes up for it . Hes very handsome and makes a very amazing boyfriend .

Who's that over there, Oh girl that's Raylan!

by Factsonly112 March 14, 2017