J.K Rowling

GOD

J.K Rowling is the author of the Harry Potter series and changed millions of lives!

by Undermyfelttippedquill December 27, 2011

JK Rowling

1. Author of Harry Potter collection
2. Queen
3. God

Jk Rowling is like God on earth

by A random book geek January 16, 2018

J.K. Rowling

The extremely wealthy author of the Harry Potter series. Her books are entertaining, but her prose is unbearable.

Person 1: Who uses 'sanctimoniously' as an adverbial dialogue tag?
Person 2: J.K. Rowling, that's who.

by TheNuminous July 20, 2008

J.K Rowling

A woman who makes much money off a certain creation of hers. She has trouble writing when she is married. See how long Book 5 took? 3 years. =X

That woman is such a J.K Rowling, she'll never finish the next book in the series!

by scientificprogressgoesboink June 16, 2003

Rowling

Rowling is shooting someone in the head repeatedly with a Battle Rifle in Halo 2 or 3.

"Oh snap! He got Rowled!"

"Man you are rowling people all over the place today!"

by Kypster28 October 2, 2009

jk rowling

'jk' is short for joking, kind of like 'lol' in a way, then 'rowling' is rolling on floor laughing (rofl). so together it means im just joking and laughing my head off with the added pun of being j.k rowling the famous author.

"Wow he's really hot"

"Um are you being serious"
"No hahahaha I'm jk rowling you"

by flingo45 November 8, 2013

JK Rowling!

A phrase used when you wish to trick another into believing that someone (fictional or otherwise) is dead, when they really are not. Derived from the conclusion of Harry Potter's 7th installment, in which the author declares in so many words,

"Hey guys, our Hero is dead!!

...jk I fooled ya'all :)"

Tom: Dude last night your mom had a stroke after I was through with her.
Mike: ...
Tom: Don't worry man! JK Rowling!

by Tomi the Heffa June 23, 2010