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joy road

A street in Detroit where the money long as 6 mile. Famous rapper Tee Grizzly claims this as his hood. Feds are scared of this street you can see anything from shootings to super crackheads
by Detroit Road March 20, 2017
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The Road

The road is where white lines let cars drive safely, and where drivers have a mutual agreement to not play bumper cars.
"Hey dude, I'm going to go buy some groceries. I'm driving my car, wanna come with me on the road?
"Ok"
by I Took This Pseudonym December 25, 2020
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Roadman

Originates from British culture and can be commonly found in Major British cities.

A Roadman is an evolved version of a Chav who are located in the United Kingdom preferably in the capital London.
The typical roadman has its own language; they typicaly use words such as mandem, safe, innit, blud, fam, shank.

They also have a dress code consiting of:
-nike fanny pack
-nike airmax
-north face black jacket
-have weed and a knife(shank)
roadman A: io wassup blud, you safe fam?
roadman B: oi yo i am fam innit
by ΨλΜΞΖ May 20, 2020
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Utah Road Construction

The biggest and longest running joke ever to be pulled by a state or nation in history.
The joke is that some people get together somewhere and map out a place to set up cones and tear up the road. Setup then involves blocking off a half mile strip of road on either side of the workzone, and proceeding to jackhammer the hell out of the asphalt.
The punchline is everyone that has to drive through the workzone, as the workers not jackhammering (all of them) laugh at the frustrated looks on peoples faces as they go by, late for work by at least half an hour or more thanks to a four lane highway being shrunken to one lane.
Once the "work" is supposed to be done, or when a new place is found, the workers pull up stakes and move, leaving the road the same as it was before they came, or worse.
This has been going on since before recorded history in Utah, although no record has currently been found as to whether it started with the laying of asphalt in Utah, or merely when roads were established.
Son of a-- not another Utah Road Construction Project! and right on the way to work too.
by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007
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Road Beaver

The act of pleasing your woman when it is her turn to drive during your cross country summer vacation.
I'm tired of getting Road Head. I want you to drive now, so I can give you some Road Beaver.
by NonnaK July 26, 2010
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Road Zamboni

Large Scraping-type machine used mostly in Canada for clearing foot-deep snow every winter morning off the ice-packed, pothole-laden roads.
Fu cryin out loud! Did you hear that Road Zamboni this morning?! Sounded like he was doing the living room eh! What time was that...like 4:30?!!
by jeffermac August 10, 2019
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death road to canada

The only game where you can get killed by stubbing your toe and telling your car to COOL IT
Death road to canada be like> Car *breaks down*
guy1 COOL IT
by COOL IT May 10, 2019
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