rosterbating

The act of pleasuring one's genitals while thinking of or looking at your Fantasy Sports Team Roster.

"Got Montario Hardesty in the 6th.. chose that one purely based on name. Then went back, did some research and ooh"

"DUDE ARE YOU ROSTERBATING RIGHT NOW?"

by MJEFF October 3, 2011

Rostenberrynozpog

a useful object
more specifically a good hand hold when climbing or bouldering

Jim: its a tough climb lads
Jed:tiz aye
Josh:I've found a rostenberrynozpog!!!
Dave:ye well i'm th last
Jim:awesome thats a reli useful hand hold.

by jimbob hands January 25, 2008

Bitch Roster

Everyone has a bitch roster, men and women alike. Your bitch roster consists of people you've slept with in the past (and you'd do again), people you're currently sleeping with and of course the people in your phone that aren't really your "friends" but you still hang on to their number anyway, you know, just in case.

The way people end up in relationships with each other is based strictly on the bitch roster. You start at the bottom of the list and then move up higher and higher based on appearance, sexual prowess and in some extremely rare cases, intelligence. The way people act towards you is directly correlative to your position on their bitch roster.

"Listen trick, I know you don't know anyone better than me, I'm the best bitch on your roster."

"I wonder who I'm going to bone tonight. Let me check my bitch roster and see who's available."

by REBEL YELLoz August 31, 2005

Rotem

rotem is the name of a hot, sexy milf. she has massive mummy milkers and a MASSIVE bunda. everyone is jelous of her because of how slim thick she is and she is also a very funny person. she hates people with the names that start with a b and end with a y. everyone that sees her wants to rail her because she is so inceredibly hot. she cant spell tho

rotem is a hot sexy milf

by anonymouscrazypersonhaha May 4, 2021

Rosemead High School

A terrific school in the area of Rosemead, part of the El Monte Union High School District. It consists of 56% Hispanic, 35% Asian, 7% Caucasian, and 2% other ethnicities. Students are accepted into many great universities such as Berkeley, UClA, and UCSD. A graduate from 2007 was also accepted into Stanford. The school's Academic Decathlon team has outstanding scores and scored the highest in district history. Rosemead's choirs are also very outstanding, directed by the terrific Mrs. Ruth Gray. The A Cappella Choir goes to the Heritage Festival every year and achieved very high scores.

The Athletic teams of Rosemead High show outstanding sportsmanship during competitions and all are proud to be representing Rosemead High. They have won many league races. Overall, anyone that goes to Rosemead High should be very proud to be a panther!

Oh man, you go to Rosemead? I'm so envious!

Who would want to go to Arroyo? I'd rather go to Rosemead High School!

by jay.kay.xD April 11, 2009

Rosterbating

Made famous by TV show, The League (FX).

Rosterbation: The near pornographic pleasure derived from over-excited interaction with a sports team's squad roster.

While can be relating to a real team, as in a fan rosterbating to their professional teams lineup, it usually refers to the narcissistic pleasure of rosterbating to a line-up created by the rosterbator. Examples include a fantasy league team, or a video game career mode team.

I can't stop rosterbating over our lineup this weekend.

by WillFos May 9, 2013

Rosemary harris

Most kind person i know. she is my best friend. i would do anything for her. She is beautiful, smart, graceful, and a romantic. i love her

Rose is the most beautiful flower inthe world

by Max December 21, 2004