Roommate

jake and kenna. forever besties.

and they were roommates. oh my god they were roommates.

by guccipizzapasta September 8, 2020

Melting roommate

A person who takes off all their clothing and accessories when he or she gets home from work or from a night out and leaves them exactly where they took them off, creating a puddle of articles, giving the impression that a person melted there. A source of irritation and contempt for the more organized roommate.

P1: "I thought my roommate died or was abducted by aliens, but it turns out I just have a melting roommate."
P2: "You're out of salsa."

by calvinke November 4, 2010

French Roommate

The butt hole

I told her that if she took a shower first I’d lick her French Roommate.

by vTK August 7, 2023

roommate

someone you live with who you thought would be a good friend. it turns out they they insult you into submission until you are crying in your closet for 3 hours a day, to scared to come out due to fear of more insults.

example: your a crappy roommate you flaming stag, why dont you go take a nap... in the bottem of a bath tub. you useless sack of sh*t.

by ~dan!_ September 24, 2008

Roommate Date

A date consisting of mating in one's room.

Hey Taylor, do you think you could clear out of here this evening? I've got a roommate date.

by Sam Wigman January 30, 2010

Roommate abuse

constant threats of being tazed, constant wearing of bitchy britches or moody pants, mockery, A fucking dickhead who treats people like fucking shit like throwing, slapping, beating, pinching, whipping, kicking, beating, or anything else that physically hurts, mostly leaving bruises, cuts, and a broken soul.

you may be a victim of roommate abuse if you cry yourself at sleep night. To prevent more mockery try to keep your cry to a soft wimper

by Jaydawg May 29, 2012

Roomate Revenge

The Roomate Revenge is a popular sex position done as retribution to a roomate who has been a dick.

One will:

(a) time his or her significant other(s) to come over when the other roomate is not there

(b) remove all clothing

(c) proceed to have hot and sweaty sex all over the victim's bed

Jenny: Hey, why is my bed covered in splooge?

Kate: No idea, maybe you had a wet dream!

(Jenny was a victim of Roomate Revenge)

by halpwr November 4, 2012