Rowland S. Howard

Rowland Stuart Howard (born 160,463,872 BC): Lolstralian rock musician, guitarist and songwriter, best known for being Nick Cave’s bitch. Has been known to open sets by joking of own demise. Likes roller-skating, hair gel and Tila Tequila. Doesn't want to shake your hand, when he can shake your hips. Incredibly sexy.

Person 1: Who's that sexy motherfucker sitting in that corner over there, doing all the drugs?

Person 2: That's Rowland S. Howard!

Person 1: Gawd, he's such a supah buff hawtie. <3

by ~*~Rowland~*~ May 10, 2009

ROFLASTC

Rolling on floor laughing and scaring the cat.

Guy 2:i just bought teh ub0r n3w windows! omg!!!!one!!11!!one!!!shift+1!!one!!!

Guy 1: So was your last gf a jpg?

Guy 2: no, .avi, Im classy

Guy 1: ROFLASTC

by Craig Mc Seveney September 4, 2006

Roland

The most loving, caring, sweet, respectful and funny boy you'll ever meet. Blonde hair and blue eyes are common. Intelligent, quirky and truthful. Likes to act, play football, and enjoys finance. He'll brighten your whole whole day just talking to him. He's practically a real life Romeo. His energy is contagious, and you just feel good being around him. He does the most quirky and adorable and amazing things that just makes you fall head over heels in love with him. One of the most amazing and life changing people you'll ever meet. Thinking about him makes you feel like you're floating. You look into his eyes and see absolutely everything you need (besides God). He'll wear crocks instead of sneakers too.

You know a Roland?!?!?! OH MY GOSH YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST PERSON.

by Carlliegirl123 January 3, 2016

roflatio

A rofl so good, it gives you head too.

Bubba: George Bush is the smartess man alive!

George: ROFLATIO!!!

by Mity J October 25, 2006

roflknife

A saying from Arby 'n' the Chief Episode - 11 part 1

Time 2 die todd and travis, time 2 die....
I'm gonna kill you with my roflknife, it goes slice slice slice slice slice slice slice!

by Mauzipper May 16, 2008

ROFLAW

"Rolling on the floor laughing and wanking".

Coined by Ricky Gervais in his blog on February 2011.

I was having a threesome, and while these girls were scissoring, one of them queefed, they looked at each other in disgust for a few seconds... They both thought the other one farted! I literally ROFLAWed...

by admmak February 22, 2011

Rolando

Rolando is a nice guy, with nappy curly hair, very chill, but sometimes he can act hella gay, takes a long time to reply to a text. But, Rolando is a great guy, and fun to be around.

Girl 1. “Rolando's hair so nappy"
Girl 2. “I know right he needa fix that"

by imthefav September 4, 2019