rolf sartorius

one look at this fucking pile of shit and you will want to drink a large bucket full of bleach and question god's existence for creating this fucking rat, commonly referred to as rolf or more popularly, jacob saggytits.

person 1: omg! Wanna watch this video of rolf sartorius with me?
person 2: sure, ill bring my bleach!

by fuckingpieceoftrash June 17, 2016

Rolf Lolren

A word comprised of "rofl" and "lol" put into a "pseudonym" similar to that of Ralph Lauren... First thought of by Dylan Kent aka Henry Daniels from www.lostpower.com!!

Super:"Holy shit this Batdog guy is gay!!"

Henry: "Rolf Lolren!! Yous right!!"

by Rolf Bobren December 28, 2008

rolfmao

Rolling on the Laughing Floor My Ass Off.

Kenny: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Johnny: Why?
Kenny: To get to the other side!
Johnny: OMG ROLFMAO LOL

by Jack0307 July 22, 2008

Rolfe

Is a combination of a souffle and remalade. A delicious pastry dish mingled with a french marmalade thrown into a poor argument to remind you of the delicious flavours of France.

"One Direction are better than the Beatles"

"End your life now and leave the Internet"

"Why should I, Rolfe. One direction rules"

by zoerunner August 9, 2012

roef

A beautiful, smart young stunna

girl: 'I need me a boy like Roef'

by lil raf February 24, 2017

Roeland

Best guy in all the lands

Sexy as a god, very laidback and cool

Everyone knows him
He is simply the best

He is as well known as a Roeland

by Klaas kaas January 25, 2018

Roellyn

A sexy ass introverted motherfucker. She's beautiful the way she is! A trustworthy person and could help you a lot. She could vibe with any vibe you have just to have fun with you. She knows how to read a person by just looking at their eyes. If she doesn't like you, then she won't and will never like you. An observant type of person so you better mind your ass or she'll look at you at any disgusted way. She sticks to the people who have her vibe and she only have a very small circle of friends. She is the BEST advice giver, but can't even give advice to herself. She is selfish yet selfless, it depends on who she is with. She's a very very good friend. She's sassy but kind. She knows how to understand! She is immature yet matured, it also depends on what situations she is. Well, she is lonely and she loves that! She's smart. And when she loves you, she'll definitely give her life to you. If you have her, you're so lucky bro, I promise.

Yo that girl is like Roellyn.

Why?
I can feel it.

by Superman's puppy January 3, 2022