by Kid tacck March 17, 2019

by BiopticGuide296 August 28, 2019

A bozo.
by Squid Jesus November 23, 2021

Person 1: Dude I'm wanting to try something new with the lady but I just can't find anything good.
Person 2: Try giving her a "The Third Rodriguez"
Person 2: Try giving her a "The Third Rodriguez"
by Steve Henson December 18, 2011

The handsomest and sweetest guy you’ll ever have the pleasure of laying eyes on. It only takes one look to fall madly in love with Bryan. He will stay up past his bedtime to make sure you’re okay, or just because he wants to wait until you’re done with work. He is mind-blowingly hardworking, despite how much he likes to relax. He's the type of guy who is super busy, but will take time from chilling to help his family without complaining. Anyone he cares for is the luckiest person ever, and it makes sense why everyone loves him. He is so amazing that he will move you to tears.
by BabyDucky May 18, 2021

An over paid baseball player on the Yankees where he is a perfect fit. Possible the worst fielding third baseman in the league, but I bet it would be hard to field with a needle in your arm. Well known for slapping the ball out of Bronson Arroyo's glove and getting the shit beaten out of himself by Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek.
Also see:
steroids, pussy, ballslapper
Also see:
steroids, pussy, ballslapper
Announcer: And another error by Rodriguez, that makes 300 on the season, and it looks like it shattered his needle too.
by Red Sox rock September 1, 2005

He is a Liar} and a Phony
he is also full of shit.
The most overpaid player in the history of professional sports.
He looks like a girl.
he is also full of shit.
The most overpaid player in the history of professional sports.
He looks like a girl.
by hello May 9, 2004
