Runners Cock

When you get back from a run and find your cock has shrivelled up inside you like a startled snail.

I got back from a run this morning do discover my cock had shrunk, it was just a bellend. I had bad case of Runners Cock.

by Teddy Winklebottom June 15, 2022

Runners

A pair of runners is a pair of tennis shoes (or running shoes). This term is mostly used when referring to shoes that you use to run from the authorities or simply to run from trouble.

“You know I keep my runners, bitches always on my feet.”

“I got my runners on in case shit goes sideways.”

by MistaHeadKrakkaFrm7Block July 14, 2022

Runners

Someone who is the best at everything

He's just so good at everything he does, he's a Runners

by Super Word Man July 20, 2022

rinkers dinkers

minging // not very nice

kieran : thats rinkers dinkers that
paul : aye

by zognar12 August 21, 2022

runners set

it means to jerk off u this as a word so people don't know what u mean

(MIKE) DO U REMBER THAT GIRL IN OUR MATH CLASS
(john) YEAH I DO SHE MADE ME DO RUNNERS SET

by ad646464 February 3, 2025

Renners

Used to measure acidity

Man that’s 145 Renners of acidity

by GavyGav March 15, 2026

Glen Runners

Operating under the guise of a running club, but actually a front for some very deviant and fowl sexual activity, specialising in unspeakable acts on children’s pets.

Waterfoot resident-quick, bring the tortoise into the house, here comes Edwina and the Glen Runners.

by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021