Riff Amnesia

Riff Amnesia happens when you go into a musical instrument store to try out amps and guitars but once you get down to the actual playing of the guitar you loose all memory of the riffs you know and everyone within earshot thinks you suck.

Riff amnesia often makes the sufferer feel vastly inadequite to the guys who peel off ball tearing solos at the shop to show off.

"Man, I went to Dinny's to try out that new Les Paul Custom but got Riff Amnesia and couldn't play anything. The guy in the next room started playing Metallica solos to show off. I felt like a fool."

by The Riff Master April 7, 2009

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riffgasm

When, during a guitar riff, there is so much awesomeness that you actually orgasm.

Sam was listening to Judas Priest and had a riffgasm.

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Riffat

The best person you'll meet in your entire life. He's a sweetheart, and hilarious. He's Tall and althletic, He's Charming and romantic. He's the only person a girl would need. Has a big penis. Very big. Huge.

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rizz riff

A marijuana hit that makes you cough till you gag.

That last hit I took was the rizz riff.

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Riffing

Musical term describing the rhythmic substance of a song or musical piece. To be of loud, catchy and energetic nature. Normally achieved through heavy and dominating guitar work.

How good's the guitar work in that song?! It is deadset riffin'!

by Dennis Scott September 15, 2003

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