retard strength 

The abnormal strength a mild mannered person gets when pushed to the edge of insanity. Similar to 3 stooges Curly listening to Larry play the violin and going nuts.

Did you see Tom go crazy on Bill? That was so unlike him, he must have been so mad he got retard strength and put Bill in the hospital

retard strength by formfeeder October 13, 2006

Retard Sandwich 

When your'e working in between two other people on an assembly line and both of them happen to be lazy idiots who are totally incapable of doing their jobs.

Today at work was like being in a retard sandwich, I swear to God.

Retard Sandwich by Milton66 March 3, 2010

retard school 

Retard School actually an adjective rather than a noun. It is used to describe one who does something unusually retarded.

"Man, I totally forgot what eight times eight equals... I'm so retard school!"

retard school by Ralph Macchio November 5, 2004

Retard strength 

When someone who looks weak or lanky is, in reality, extremely strong. Usually shows when that person is experiencing serious emotional strain but is just as present if they just show "their" average level of strength compared to someone who appears much larger than they are.

One time I knew a guy with retard strength; looked like a pencil but could throw a bodybuilder across the room like a pillow.

Retard strength by Yuji999 May 7, 2021

Retard Savant 

A person with no real talent or intelligence who thinks they are superior to everyone around them. Pretentious condescending people with no life experience.

Doug Lee said that his job is making him dumber by the day. He's such a retard savant.

Retard Savant by CapnShea September 8, 2016

r^2 (Retard Squared) 

When someone is so retarded that it like their retardation has been squared, thus making it much worse.

"He's retarded if he decides to spend his money on hookers and cocaine"

"Actually, he's just R^2 (Retard Squared) at that point"

r^2 (Retard Squared) by Bronzeback December 23, 2017

retard sandwitch 

A sandwitch made by a retard or you blaming something dumb on the sandwitch you ate.

I've been a klutz. Did I eat a retard sandwitch today?

or

Fuck this retard sandwitch they left off the meats.

retard sandwitch by LiQuiD FeAR January 14, 2009