Restupidiculame

It's Retarded, Stupid, Ridiculous, And Lame All Combined Into One Word!

My idea was great; yours was just restupidiculame!

by Dominique Nelson December 21, 2008

resturbate

To relax by masturbating.

Let's head back to the house, resturbate, then predrink for the party later.

by Schrodinger Penguin December 26, 2010

rescue shuttle

1. A backup designated driver usually employed when the the primary designated driver gets sloppy drunk.
2. A Space Shuttle made ready on the launch pad to rescue astronauts if their crew accidentally leaves them in in space.

1. Damn it! Ted can barely stand up, use your cell to call the rescue shuttle.
2. Oh Snap! We left Commander Johnson outside on the spacewalk. I guess we'll have to radio NASA for the rescue shuttle.

by olsongt May 9, 2009

Rectum Fruit

The fruit of the rectum. Otherwise known as feces or poo.

Wow, dude I just let loose a huge load of rectum fruit!

I have to go deposit some rectum fruit into the feces receptacle.

by ELEANORANDCOLETTE March 15, 2011

Rectumology

The study, diagnosis, and treatment of the diseases of the rectum and anus. A practitioner is referred to as a rectumologist.

I can't wait to do my rectumology rotation!

by Josepe Geraldo June 5, 2011

Helicopter Rescue

When you take a huge shit that doesn't break before it touches the water in the bowl leaving your ass attached to the water by a "rescue-line" of shit.

"Oh man I totally pulled off a Helicopter Rescue this morning after demolishing those 8 burgers last night"

by cirus00 August 29, 2011

Rectum Raider

A Pirate of the Anal Seas. Known to acquire their booty when your not looking.

"Oh Shit! The Rectum Raiders got me again."

by Choco McBrown Town July 30, 2008