rectal conquistador

A mans obsession of conquering another mans butt hole

Jamison loves having anal sex so much he is notoriously known as being a "rectal conquistador."

by Skinny Kid December 20, 2007

Rectal Rambler

One who talks out of one's ass by speaking without true or accurate knowledge of the subject.

The real estate agent proved to be a rectal rambler when she explained that the water line visible on the white enamel washing machine was caused by water wicking instead of being evidence of basement flooding.

by AmosOtis February 6, 2009

Rastafarian Tea

Bong Water

Josh was so high that he grabbed the bong and took a drink of that Rastafarian Tea

by Nano88 February 12, 2022

Restart

A common misspelling of the word retard. It can also be used ironically to mock those who cannot spell, or just for fun.

Dude stop being such a fucking restart
Are you restarted?

by Thim🅱️le November 22, 2018

Rectal Salsa

The prolonged (and rather smelly discharge) left behind after a fierce night of anal sex. Can be mixed in conjunction with a Chicago Martini to make quite the punch for your special get-togethers.

Man...we have to stop doing it so hard..I don't have enough tortilla chips for my rectal salsa.

by Dr. Matt NotSoDangerous August 16, 2004

rectal blast

When one male drives his finger(s) into another males anal cavity while ascending the staircase in high school. The element of surprise is essential. In many cases penetration may not take place, but it is certainly preffered. Variations include the corkscrew, tsunami, and infamous shocker. Look out for definite retribution.

I was heading to fourth period English, when Greg suddenly rectal blasted me from behind

by dano mo fo March 29, 2008

Rectal Nova

Violent act of having eaten some seriously hot food some hours before, and shitting it out at high velocity and high heat - It feels like your ass has become a star going supernova.

It was a horrible event that occurred as result of LJ's last bite into what was the most suspect yet delicious Cabo burger; because on the plane ride home the next morning, his ass went rectal nova in the airplane bathroom.

by Johnny Del Fuego December 17, 2008