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Work Requirements

If you valued you children's lives AT ALL you would stop listening to Jordan Peterson. I'm retiring.
Hym "I have already carried the cart further that you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids ever will. I lifted the cart up with one hand and threw it up the mountain and now you are all walking to catch up. No work requirements because this isn't a government hand-out it's due compensation for my property. You don't get to tell me what I do with my free time and I will work if I feel like working and I won't if I don't. Maybe I'll get a job as a pornstar and give hope to all the baby dicks one filthy tattooed onlyfans girl at a time."
by Hym Iam June 3, 2025
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isn't there a height requirement for Police

I asked the cop that pulled me over isn't there a height requirement for Police? Now I need a good injury lawyer
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
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Requirements doc

A useless word file by writing which you get sense of accomplishment without actually accomplishing anything
Plumber with background in technical writing:
- I finished up the requirements document for the plan on how we're going to structure the outline of the list of variables we need for a very simple and specific task"

Plumber two:
- good job!
by Bossfucker October 15, 2020
mugGet the Requirements docmug.

rediscovered requirement

n. A requirement that existed when the project began, but was missed/ignored by the people implementing the project and they were later called on it.
My Professor took 10 points off my project for this, but this rediscovered requirement didn't surface until after the project was turned in!
by Paul E May 29, 2008
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Requirements

You don't have them.
It's McDonald's man, they won't reject you. In fact I think a criminal record is a requirement, and so is a car.. Gotta be a nice one though, and they also have a height and persona requirements.. Oh wait, yeah they will reject it: Sorry there Dwarfie-D.
by MadMushroom400 February 1, 2022
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mother, I require sustance

The most normal thing anyone said in that show
Lois:

Stewie: mother, I require sustance
by GelatinSkeleton September 22, 2023
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a-hole requirement

Some has reached there a**hole requirement for the day and now are being straight up jerks.
Dude you already reached your a-hole requirement for the day so chill
by Chip which March 29, 2021
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