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So you just decided copy paste the text written on the right side. Well congrats you have reached a boredom level above the scale.
Person 1: I am the most bored person on Earth
Person 2: I searched © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® • advertise • terms of service • privacy • dmca • bug report • help • blog • data subject request on Urban dictionary
Person 1:You are clearly more bored.
by Hi I am a guy 653 November 28, 2021
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tps reports

Pointless busy-work assigned to you by your boss, often a list of completed goals.
Reffered to in the movie "Office Space", when Peter Gibbons's boss lectures him on the 'proper way to file TPS reports'.
by Joe February 20, 2004
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reprobate

A morally unprincipled person.
Example: One who cheats on a test and thinks nothing of it.
by Jeremy May 13, 2005
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beyond reproach

such that no criticism can be made; perfect
She said my driving is beyond reproach and she works for the DMV, so shut up and let me drive.
by jmsilv August 8, 2006
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Lay report

Lay reports (LRs) chronicle one's full-closes in his PUA journey. They are used to share information with others on the same path by detailing how they went from point A to point Bed.
Lay report by Smoothgame: We left the party together, and had a long awkward quite walk back to her apt. We got there still didnt say a word and proceeded to her room. i layed down on the bed and she turned on the tv and went to the bathroom to take off her nice clothes. We had already been making out before so i wasnt worried about first move.

She came out, and immediatly i went in for the kiss. things got hot and heavy, i did the push pull a couple times, and did the 3 steps forward, 2 back with me putting my hands down her pants. I can tell right away with body language when i put a finger down the pants if im gonna get lucky.. well lest just say she was quite lubricious. Clothes came off she got on. then the scary question " you have a condom" she asked, Fuck! i forgot tonight. so i replied no. She said no problem and went to the closet and pulled out a huge hand full of like 15 and threw them at me! i know what a slut huh..i was a good deal intoxicated (steer clear of that now) and got a case of the whiskeys fuckkkkk so i went down on this girl for like half hour did all sorts of good tricks and dirty things, finnally got a rager and banged for about an hour. next morning had amazing morning sex, she dropped me off and boom..another successful night
by Dboy123 January 12, 2010
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report stalk

A method of checking up on a person's movements using the report features of SMS texts that let the sender know when their message has been received. Useful when the recipient may be in an area with no reception such as a subway system.
I'll report stalk you so I know when your tube has arrived.
by Robert Dawes February 14, 2007
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Reproductive cough

Coughing during sexual intercourse, making your partner get some of that good virus
A female tiger after a reproductive cough was tasted for cov2sars and she turned postive
by Streetnigga69 April 6, 2020
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