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marada reflex

Czech phenomenon in social studies: repetition of the circumstances and events leading to the negation of environment.
Marada reflex its when situations or circumstances are repeated until the rejection of the environment.
by petrzel October 11, 2012
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Reflex Thoughts

When you see someone and your subconscience (or conscience?) automatically thinks (BIG NOSE/EYES TOO CLOSE/UGLY/FAT/OLD/BALD/GAY/etc. repetitively until the person is out of your sight.
Joe was watching the News and his reflex thoughts were spamming his mind with offensive terms until the camera showed someone with slightly smaller ears.

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by AverageJoe82 October 23, 2013
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conversational reflexes

1. how deftly an individual can adapt a story or sentence they are currently telling to steer the mood of the listeners in their favor

2. how quickly an individual can fabricate a believable story while under scrutiny
A real-life instance of good Conversational Reflexes:

I just was going 125mph in my rental car 10min before reaching a security checkpoint.

Officer: "is that a rental? how fast does it go?"

Me: "I wouldn't know, this car is really slow"
by Teh Noj October 1, 2009
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Hag reflex

The physical and emotional response to dealing with unpleasant women (usually of a certain age). "Unpleasant" can refer to her grouchy demeanor and/or odor.
Martha really triggered my hag reflex at the potluck dinner.
by jcooler August 31, 2012
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Apology Reflex

Someone who makes a harsh joke directed at another person, but then is quick to apologize and beg for forgiveness - losing his friends respect for his joke(s) in the process. The ultimate sign of someone with no balls.
Joe: Damn Kevin, I can't tell if that's your mom or a hippo.
Kevin: Wow Joe, you're an ass.
Joe: Shit man I'm sorry, I was just kidding... Let me buy you a new car.

Friends: *shake heads* Look, his apology reflex is acting up again.
by Mocha Suthers April 29, 2014
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reflex punch

An involuntary fist thrust in result of something said by a millennial asshole.
Adam: bro, that flatbill is supes gucci.
Charlie: ....
Adam: (reflex punched in the face)
by Charliecamelcase December 17, 2017
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gaga reflex

The time it takes someone to dance after hearing lady gaga music
My bf's gaga reflex was too damn quick when paparazi played on spotify.
by Whitexican January 29, 2017
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