Relative Humidity

The beads of sweat you get on your balls when you're fucking your aunt.

Man, it was hot out last night! My pants were soaked from the relative humidity when Ida and I came in from the porch.

by John Vanderlay March 22, 2008

Theory of Relative Abundance

The theory that a woman who is usually looked at as a root, but because of the lack of women in the particular area the theory of relative abundance is implemented and said woman becomes increasingly more attractive.

Dude, she's fucking ugly dog, fucking ugly. I mean for real dog, FUCKING UGLY. You are just held by the grasp of the theory of relative abundance, dog.

by Geoff Saunders Wheeler Dealer Frinky Poo March 19, 2008

relatives

Those people who fuck up your routine for those one or two weeks around Thanksgiving/Christmas. Parasites by nature, they suck your food and drink supplies dry, as well as your morale.

You: What happened to all the soda?

On of relatives: Oh everybody's been grabbing some do you have anymore non-diet?

You: Time to die.

by Chester McMiller December 9, 2012

The Relative Surprise

You dig up one of your girlfriends dead relatives (or alive), chop them up, put it in her pussy and fuck her. Then, have her guess who the relative was and which body part was used.

My girlfriend was happy to see her dead mom again, until I did The Relative Surprise. Now her mom will forever be with her.

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?

Because I really don’t know how to do this. I hate my relatives they are assholes.

Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021

relatives

1. People you're forced to live with, to love, and to respect,although more than half the time you dispise and wish would die a slow painful death
2. People you love to hate

My relatives are comming over, would u mind sticking flaming bamboo chutes up my fingernails and skinning me alive so i dont have to be with them?

by BANANAconspiracy June 20, 2003

Repetative Angry Dion Syndrome

Also known as RADS. It is a disease which permanantly fills the infected with unnecassery rage. Severe cases find social gatherings difficult and cannot be stopped from social self destruction. He will always speak his mind, the problem being that his mind is not a nice place as it is filled with cruel thoughts. A liam is the sworn enemy of the RADS and is their complete opposite to them, therefore they are engaged in a battle that only the RADS victem will win by sudden death.

Repetative Angry Dion Syndrome victems are commonly thought of as "bad", really they are misunderstood. What ever happens, do not let them take the initiative, once they have control you will be ground down, mark my words im a RADS victems bitch all because I let him be the daddy god fucking zilla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Repetative Angry Dion Syndrome sufferer or "RADS" victem "I hate Liam"

Me "Common hes not that bad, hes just a bit dumb"

RADS victem "No I can see it in his eyes, hes planing somthing"

Liam arrives *blank stare*

RADS victem "raaarrrrrrr!. Strikes Liam down with one blow.

by Punkisdead July 13, 2007